Invest in my business and ill make you happy and pay you back - Durban

Like my add states, i need an investor, to invest in my business, ill pleasure you in bed as well as make payments once my kitchen makes profits as im still growing, i only need R5000 as an investment, legal documentation can be drawn up binding me to a contract its fine, but i need the investment by today the latest. 0615522977 to discuss further 0615522977